John Green, New York Times Bestselling Author, and a banana.
Is he British? I read these in an english accent.
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Where is Jerry Gergich?
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He actually said, “Because I’m going to be drowning in the pussy”. He was always grammatically correct.
Also, That is NOT so Raven.
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MFW I did acid.
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He couldn’t hang.
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If there’s a future we want it now.
There’s a time and a place to die, but this ain’t it.
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Seriously, dude, you’ve got a pretty good dick.
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“Virgin” is not a dirty word. You know what is a dirty word? “Assholes”. And that’s what you guys are.
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