People like this
mthumbelina: I hate when I’m at work and I ask two people if they’re together or separate and one arrogant douche bag says, “together, BUT NOT LIKE THAT.” Look, bro, I don’t care if you just buttfucked your boyfriend in our bathroom or drilled your own glory hole in the wall. I just want to know which button to press on the cash machine. ^^troof. i always say, “separate, but sexually...
z-ohan: When you leave the house and realize you never put on deodorant. Bask in the gloriousness that is my man stench bitches! i just try to move around less.
Occupy Oakland Live →
Oakland occupy about to get raided. my prayers go out to every single person protesting. there is a revolution. don’t be a slave.
mthumbelina: I like to eat sweets after I masturbate. i’m a gummy bear man myself.