I hate when I’m at work and I ask two people if they’re together or separate and one arrogant douche bag says, “together, BUT NOT LIKE THAT.” Look, bro, I don’t care if you just buttfucked your boyfriend in our bathroom or drilled your own glory hole in the wall. I just want to know which button to press on the cash machine.
^^troof. i always say, “separate, but sexually together”. unless it is together, in which case i say,”i’m a power bottom, and he’s a selfish lover”.