May 2011
Dear God,
pullmyfuckinghair:
I know I will be sinning by drinking alcohol but tonight just calls for a celebration for the progress I have made for not drinking since 4/20. Addictions go away gradually. Please protect me tonight from bad choices. Please prevent me from losing my chanklahs, friendships, jacket or my dignity. All the things I just listed are very important to me.
I'm Not Even On Drugs. I'm Just Weird.
Omfgosh this is sooo me! everyone always wants to know if i’m rollin’ ‘cause i shuffle like a beast, even though i’m no good!! Suck it!!! :)
We Walk Well?
^^^^that’s my bands name minus the question mark.
alright folks, it’s once again time for a saturday night love making session on the corner of Houston and 3rd. Come out and get a few laughs, maybe a hug or a kiss, maybe i’ll feel you up, maybe i’ll call you in the mornin’! Who knows? So just come out and listen to us makin’ beautiful music and maybe...
When you hear your mom's car pull up and you...
Like this but waaaayy faster.
Sooo.....
You’re really pretty, now how do I tell you this without freakin’ you out? ‘Cause errrrbody knows I don’t know how to approach attractive women. If someone else starts me off, I’m golden, but otherwise I’m boned. Fix it?
When you're fighting with someone you hate over...
dank-ster:
YOU’RE ALL…
THEN YOU REMEMBER YOU CAN BLOCK THEM, SO YOU’RE ALL…
SO YOU SEND YOUR LAST F.U REPLY…
BLOCK THEM…
AND REALIZE YOU GOT THE LAST WORD…FOREVER….
AND, YOU’RE GETTING SATISFACTION KNOWING THAT THEY’RE STILL WASTING THEIR TIME AT HOME, GOING:
OR WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE LIKE:
the frogurt is also cursed.
So i found an iphone today at guitar center. and the moment i found it, my day started to change. it was great at first, you see, the iphone wasn’t locked, it was in damn good condition, and it had some pretty good music.
then i talked to my friends about the situation, they started to tell me how the phone can be tracked and shit, so i freaked out and took out the sim card, then i...
