June 2011
But why?? you don't look like you'd have a problem...
bigfatweenie:
Sexual frustration.
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The Feeling When You Get A New Follower ..
duzi13:
till they try that whole “wait for me to follow back then un-follow”, they think they’re sneaky but i can’t be tricked, bitch!!
pleasepullmyhair:
The three words to summarize what I’ve learned about life: It goes on. Sometimes there is no logical explanation for the suffering we have to go through. It simply wasn’t meant to be.
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That awkward moment when you see someone you've...
thesinkingsun:
i’ve left many a place/party in this manner.
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Fuck your couch.
why would i do that? i’d rather slam my dick into a desk drawer. you don’t even ask me, you just assume i’m doin it. go fuck yourself. and wear a condom ‘cause i wouldn’t want you to catch your own herpes. kthanksbaii :)
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Pinches whores.
I hate when i’m up late and all there is on tv are infomercials about erectile dysfunction, savin’ dogs, feedin’ african babies, and fancy blenders and juicers. when all i really want is to see some cartoons or some music videos. and then i end up callin’ them numbers just to see WTF is up with that erection medicine, or seein’ about gettin’ some free knives...
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I wuv you Emma Stone, please impregnate me. Oh,...
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See, i told you...
I wasn’t drunk last night, ‘cause i don’t have a hangover this mornin’. :P i was just tipsy?
