But why?? you don't look like you'd have a problem...
bigfatweenie: Sexual frustration.
The Feeling When You Get A New Follower ..
duzi13: till they try that whole “wait for me to follow back then un-follow”, they think they’re sneaky but i can’t be tricked, bitch!!
pleasepullmyhair: The three words to summarize what I’ve learned about life: It goes on. Sometimes there is no logical explanation for the suffering we have to go through. It simply wasn’t meant to be.
That awkward moment when you see someone you've...
thesinkingsun: i’ve left many a place/party in this manner.
Fuck your couch.
why would i do that? i’d rather slam my dick into a desk drawer. you don’t even ask me, you just assume i’m doin it. go fuck yourself. and wear a condom ‘cause i wouldn’t want you to catch your own herpes. kthanksbaii :)
I hate when i’m up late and all there is on tv are infomercials about erectile dysfunction, savin’ dogs, feedin’ african babies, and fancy blenders and juicers. when all i really want is to see some cartoons or some music videos. and then i end up callin’ them numbers just to see WTF is up with that erection medicine, or seein’ about gettin’ some free knives...
I wuv you Emma Stone, please impregnate me. Oh,...
See, i told you...
I wasn’t drunk last night, ‘cause i don’t have a hangover this mornin’. :P i was just tipsy?